Episode 1: Big Surf Island, WWDC 09, and Trespeak

I talk about (how surprising) Big Surf Island, WWDC 09, and Trespeak. FIRST EP EVUH!

Boom Boom Pow: Gone Tre

What would happen if I, Tre, did the video for Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas? This video tells the answer.

Big Surf: Operation Dust Storm, More Suffering From BPWS, and my love of chocolate frosted donuts with sprinkles

4 days to Big Surf. I repeat: 4 days to Big Surf. Look at trailer. Now.

If you look at around the :25 second mark, you can see a giant donut. It is frosted with chocolate. And it has sprinkles. Every time I go to a real Dunkin’ Donuts, I get that exact donut! Criterion Games must somehow know that I play their game, for they have inserted traces of me into the thing. Don’t believe me? Look after the jump to see some examples.

Awesomeness: Burnout Paradise: Big Surf Island In 5 Days!

What is this wonderful vehicle? I'll tell you tomorrow.

[Update: The video of the island has been added.]

Okay, so I haven’t played Burnout Paradise for about 2 weeks now. That is a very bad thing. I think I’m suffering from BPWS. That stands for Burnout Paradise Withdrawal Syndrome. It’s crazy. All this time I have for summer vacation, and what have I been doing? I’ve been sleeping. Yeah, that’s right, sleeping. Presumably because of my new thing about liking this guy that’s apparently been on television for 15 16 years, but just got a new show.

This guy is shown after the jump.

Trespeak Goes Green!

 Get a load of this crap.

Trespeak is getting a nip/tuck next week, and this will be the end result. If you go to trespeakbeta.wordpress.com you can see the new theme (officially SpringLoaded by The 449, but in Trespeak is codenamed Grassy Green Ghost) in action.

Remember when Trespeak looked something like this?

Good times.

Trespeak Turns One!

Hey guys, and welcome back to Trespeak, the only blog that covers everything from iPhones to Total Drama Island. If you haven’t noticed already, I started this blog on May 7th, 2008.Yes, that’s right. Trespeak has officially turned one year old! In this first year I’ve had:

Total views:2,329

Our busiest day:82 — Friday, January 23, 2009

Views today:12

Totals

Posts:19

Comments:4

Categories:6

Tags:30

(thanks WordPress for the info!)

So now that we’ve broken down what’s happened from May 7th, 2008 to May 12th, 2009, I guess you must be wondering about what will happen now that the blog’s one. Well, what do parents try to do to their babies when they get older? Make them better people, that’s what. Trespeak is going to do just that.

Coming in 2009-10:

*Trespeak Thursdays, the long-in-development podcast on Trespeak that will change how you look at this site forever. Oh, and you’ll also get to hear me speak! Get it? Tre-speak? Yeah, it was a bad joke.

*After six months of development, the currently unnamed new look of Trespeak will make its world premiere! Yay!

*More posts. Expect one per week, or if I feel like it, maybe two. (There will be two today, due to the new look beta)

And even more awesomeness to come in the future.

Well, I’m out, so there you go.

Thanks,

-T (yes, that was a homage to the Trerox days)

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Yes, I have finished SATG and it’s read …

Yes, I have finished SATG and it’s ready to rock, so here it is…
http://trespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/satgalleria.pdf

New look for the speak! Hope you like it …

New look for the speak! Hope you like it!

Everywhere!

I know I’ve been taking my sweet time updating this place, but it’s because I’ve been hard at work crafting my magnum opus, which is…

This.

Enter Trespeak Everywhere. Go see it at trespeak.wetpaint.com. Well, don’t just sit there, go! NOW!