What is this wonderful vehicle? I'll tell you tomorrow.

[Update: The video of the island has been added.]

Okay, so I haven’t played Burnout Paradise for about 2 weeks now. That is a very bad thing. I think I’m suffering from BPWS. That stands for Burnout Paradise Withdrawal Syndrome. It’s crazy. All this time I have for summer vacation, and what have I been doing? I’ve been sleeping. Yeah, that’s right, sleeping. Presumably because of my new thing about liking this guy that’s apparently been on television for 15 16 years, but just got a new show.

This guy is shown after the jump.

He has taken over my nights. Darn you for being so funny, and bless you too.

Yes, that’s right. It is Conan O’Brien. And yes, he is very funny. And, finally, to that guy in the back, YES, that caption is true. But let me get back to my point here: I hate the fact that I haven’t played Burnout since Brian came to my house 2 weeks ago. (Bri, if you’re reading this, THANK YOU. That day was awesome and you are a GOD at Burnout Paradise.)

But alas, I shall stop this period of sadness and strife on Thursday. Big Surf Island comes out that day, and I am buying it the first chance I get and playing it until it wears dry (read: NEVER). If you don’t know what the heck I’m talking about, then A) You’ve clearly been living under a rock for A YEAR NOW, and B) you need to watch this.

More crap about Big Surf as the days wind down, and until then, stay gold, be funny, and keep watching that guy up there’s new show. (Weeknights @ 11:35 on NBC)

P.S. If I do end up stopping my playing of Big Surf Island, I’m going to be the same age that that guy up there is now. (46, by the way).

P.S.S. Don’t get Brian confused with Conan O’Brien. There’s a difference.