4 days to Big Surf. I repeat: 4 days to Big Surf. Look at trailer. Now.
If you look at around the :25 second mark, you can see a giant donut. It is frosted with chocolate. And it has sprinkles. Every time I go to a real Dunkin’ Donuts, I get that exact donut! Criterion Games must somehow know that I play their game, for they have inserted traces of me into the thing. Don’t believe me? Look after the jump to see some examples.
There’s this ad that was on TV about a year ago that showed a bunch of cars drifting in a spiral parking deck. Now I can be in one of those cars.
There's Your Big Fat Parking Deck!
I like getting out of the ordinary life and going places. Preferably places that can be considered paradises. Come on, it’s an ISLAND with jumpable lighthouses! Jumpable lighthouses! You can’t help but be excited for that! I’m tapping my foot violently just in my excitement! So now that I have that aspect of my rant over with, let’s move on to this car. But it’s not a car. No, no, you can’t even describe it with any word that Merriam or Webster put in that book they call a “dictionary”. They had to come up with a new-fangled word just for vehicles of this variety.
A new-fangled vehicular machine for a new-fangled island made just for new-fangled vehicular machines of the sort.
It’s the Carson Dust Storm. And it’s a dune buggy monster truck truggy. Yes, that’s the word. Truggy. Here’s the definition, according to Wikipedia:
A truggy or truggie is a specialized off-road vehicle. Truggy is a portmanteau (word mash-up) of the words truck and buggy.
I don’t know how they got to spelling it truggie. That sounds nerdy. That is not a nerdy vehicle. That is AWESOMENESS.
And finally, my suffering of BPWS (see last post) continues. BPWS has been affecting me, and like I said before, taking over my life. I think of jumping through donuts when we go to Dunkin’s and Krispy Kreme. Just today I thought of the Carson Hot Rod when I saw an old hot rod of the same variety.
Sigh. Since Conan isn’t on tonight, I guess I’ll just watch Shane Dawson on YouTube until I fall asleep at the wheel. G’night.
Until next time, stay gold and keep being funny.
