I know I’ve been taking my sweet time updating this place, but it’s because I’ve been hard at work crafting my magnum opus, which is…

This.

Enter Trespeak Everywhere. Go see it at trespeak.wetpaint.com. Well, don’t just sit there, go! NOW!

Hi everyone, and thanks for coming. I see that a lot more people are visiting now that the video of the motivational posters is on YouTube. If you haven’t seen it, well, here it is:

Also, if you didn’t notice already, it’s snowing. Here will probably be the only place that I’ll actually see snow, because we don’t see a lot of snow where I live. I don’t care, though,  because X-mas (or, ahem, the holiday season) is coming, and I am ready for it.

Speaking of holiday season, The New Year is coming, and I’m getting ready to create the first ever Shout It Out Awards, and the jury that votes for the award winners: you, the readers of Trespeak.

More info coming soon.

Hi peepz,

Believe it or not, I’m writing a novel. Yes, that’s right, I am participating in National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo for short)’s Young Writer’s Program. My goal: write a 10,000 word novel in 30 days. So far I’m 33.26% 34.5% finished with it, and I’ve created a blog tracking every little nook and cranny of my novel.

 

If you guys just want to read it already, go to thegalleriablog.wordpress.com. It’s called Stuck at the Galleria, and it’s about a guy named Tre (yes, he is named after me and shares a lot of traits with me) who gets stuck in the largest mall in the Southern US, the Galleria Mall, one night after a freak accident in the Straight Shot department store’s optical department.

I haven’t posted Totally Dramatic for a while, but there’s a treat for those of you that want to see it. Meet the first wave of TDI Motivational Posters! (The best one is the very last one, but it gives a spoiler, so if you don’t know what happens, don’t look!

(These are all screengrabs I found from off the internets, I just made motivational posters out of them.

It may be old, but it’s pure genius.

(Via Flickr)

The site has turned from its normal green self into a monstrous, bloodthirsty beast. And its eyes are bloodshot. It will feed on your insides and send chills down your spine. The first TreSpeak Halloween is here, and it probably won’t be very creepy, but whatever.

 

I did not carve this.

I did not carve this.

Oh, and another thing: the logo is pumping blood!

I leave you with the very chilling laugh of Vincent Price…

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Introducing the Totally Dramatic section of the site! Yes, I have moved it to its own page so that all of the posts can be linked to that page which means you can see every week’s Totally Dramatic post right from there. The page only has the poll I made on there right now, but the beta build of it is coming, and it will be a hub for everything TDI/TDA!

 

Totally Dramatic is a feature in which I talk about anything Total Drama Island/Total Drama Action. (It’s probably going to be here until November 27 comes, aka the season finale for TDI here in the US of A.)

Tonight, the show’s Halloween episode is airing, and it actually looks pretty creepy. I mean, Chef in a Jason Voorhees mask is just wrong, but the announcer for Scare Scare Scaresdays was hinting that something would happen, and that maybe someone might be going home in a box. A box!

Personally, if anyone does die on the show, it oughta be Heather. She made Lindsay get eliminated last week because of their “alliance” (which I knew was fake ever since it started) binding her to help. Heather has done some pretty bad things to the others, but hopefully karma will come around to bite her right in the butt.

I leave you with a picture that I found on the web of Izzy, with a demented look on her face (as usual).

Izzy

I know, this is a bit late, but we don’t own the 360, so I’m just putting it up for me, although for those of you who don’t have RB2, feel free to look.

2000s

AFI Girl’s Not Grey
Avenged Sevenfold Almost Easy
Beck E-Pro
Disturbed Down with the Sickness
The Donnas New Kid in School
Dream Theater Panic Attack
Guns N’ Roses Shackler’s Revenge
Interpol PDA
Jimmy Eat World The Middle
Lacuna Coil Our Truth
Linkin Park One Step Closer
Mastodon Colony of Birchmen
Modest Mouse Float On
Panic at the Disco Nine in the Afternoon
Paramore That’s What You Get
Rise Against Give it All
Silversun Pickups Lazy Eye
System of a Down Chop Suey
Tenacious D Master Exploder
Abnormality Visions
Anarchy Club Get Clean
Bang Camaro Night Lies
Breaking Wheel Shoulder to the Plow
Libyans Welcome to the Neighborhood
The Main Drag A Jagged Gorgeous Winter
Speck Conventional Lover
The Sterns Supreme Girl
That Handsome Devil Rob the Prez-O-Dent

 1990s

 Alanis Morissette/You Oughta Know

Alice in Chains/Man in the Box
Beastie Boys/So Whatcha Want
Bikini Kill/Rebel Girl
Dinosaur Jr/Feel the Pain
Foo Fighters/Everlong
Judas Priest/Painkiller
L7/Pretend We’re Dead
Lit/My Own Worst Enemy
Lush/De-Luxe
Mighty Mighty Bosstones/Where’d You Go
Muffs, The/Kids in America
Nirvana/Drain You
The Offspring/Come Out & Play (Keep ‘em Separated)
Pearl Jam/Alive
Presidents of the USA/Lump
Rage Against the Machine/Testify
Red Hot Chili Peppers/Give it Away
Smashing Pumpkins/Today
Social Distortion/I Was Wrong
Soundgarden/Spoonman
Testament/Souls of Black

 1980s

Billy Idol/White Wedding Pt I
Bon Jovi/Livin’ on a Prayer
Duran Duran/Hungry Like the Wolf
The Go-Go’s/We Got the Beat
The Grateful Dead/Alabama Getaway
Jane’s Addiction/Mountain Song
Joan Jett/Bad Reputation
Megadeth/Peace Sells
Metallica/Battery
Motorhead/Ace of Spades ‘08
Ratt/Round & Round
The Replacements/Alex Chilton
Sonic Youth/Teen Age Riot
Survivor/Eye of the Tiger

 1970s

AC/DC/Let There Be Rock
Allman Brothers/Ramblin’ Man
Bad Company/Shooting Star
Blondie/One Way or Another
Bob Dylan/Tangled Up in Blue
Cheap Trick/Hello There
Devo/Uncontrollable Urge
Elvis Costello/Pump it Up
Fleetwood Mac/Go Your Own Way
The Guess Who/American Woman
Jethro Tull/Aqualung
Journey/Anyway You Want It
Kansas/Carry On Wayward Son
Rush/The Trees
Squeeze/Cool for Cats
Steely Dan/Bodhitsattva
Steve Miller Band/Rock’n Me
Talking Heads/Psycho Killer

Totally Dramatic is a new feature in which I talk about anything Total Drama Island/Total Drama Action. (It’s probably going to be here until November 27 comes, aka the season finale for TDI here in the US of A.

Since FHFIF has pretty much hit the dirt, I’ve found a new fave show on Cartoon Network: a little Canadian reality (although it’s barely realistic at all because for 1, it’s animated, and 2, it’s got stuff that could never happen at all on reality TV in it) competition by the name of Total Drama Island. It seemed pretty dumb at first, but now I’m hooked, and I’m the only person in my house besides my younger siblings that doesn’t watch Grey’s Anatomy (not that I ever did) Thursday nights at 9.

I know who wins Season 1 in the Canadian version, but for reasons I don’t want to say, I will not reveal this to you. However, I will show you the cast of Season 2, which will go under the name of Total Drama Action.

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For those of you who forgot these people’s names, they are (from left to right):

 

Courtney, Heather, Lindsay, Harold, Duncan, Izzy, Gwen, Owen, Beth, Leshawna, Trent, Geoff, Bridgette, Justin, and DJ. (Not pictured, but still returning: Chris McClane, Chef Hatchett)

For those of you that watch the show, you’re probably wondering, “Why did they only use old characters?” Well, don’t ask me, ask the people at the TDI/TDA Production Blog.

 

Here are the other 7 from Season 1 that won’t be returning to the main show, but instead be part of a talk show to fill in the gap in episodes made by the smaller cast (thus making less people to vote off).

 

Katie, Sadie, Eva (thank God!), Cody (hallelujah!), Noah, Ezekiel, and Tyler (he was a wuss anyway, so he deserves to be taken off).

 [Via The TDI/TDA Production Blog]