4 days to Big Surf. I repeat: 4 days to Big Surf. Look at trailer. Now.
If you look at around the :25 second mark, you can see a giant donut. It is frosted with chocolate. And it has sprinkles. Every time I go to a real Dunkin’ Donuts, I get that exact donut! Criterion Games must somehow know that I play their game, for they have inserted traces of me into the thing. Don’t believe me? Look after the jump to see some examples.
What is this wonderful vehicle? I'll tell you tomorrow.
[Update: The video of the island has been added.]
Okay, so I haven’t played Burnout Paradise for about 2 weeks now. That is a very bad thing. I think I’m suffering from BPWS. That stands for Burnout Paradise Withdrawal Syndrome. It’s crazy. All this time I have for summer vacation, and what have I been doing? I’ve been sleeping. Yeah, that’s right, sleeping. Presumably because of my new thing about liking this guy that’s apparently been on television for 15 16 years, but just got a new show.
This guy is shown after the jump.
